2021 - IT's Your time to live a fuck yes life
Hey remember the life you had envisioned for yourself?
You know the one…
The one that as a child you
Could. Not. Wait
To grow up and live.
The one where,
Everything you could dream of was possible,
Anything could happen,
And all of it was going to be,
So
Amazing?
Here you are,
All grown up and shit but,
You’re not even quite sure how the fuck you wound up here
Feeling like this.
Going through the motions,
watching your life happen,
TO YOU.
And you know,
You know deep within that you were meant for
The one that as a child you
Could. Not. Wait
To grow up and live.
The one where,
Everything you could dream of was possible,
Anything could happen,
And all of it was going to be,
So
Amazing?
Here you are,
All grown up and shit but,
You’re not even quite sure how the fuck you wound up here
Feeling like this.
Going through the motions,
watching your life happen,
TO YOU.
And you know,
You know deep within that you were meant for
SO MUCH MORE THAN THIS
Shall we nip this in the fucking bud now?
With food and booze, naturally.
And a couple of hours to create a life that you kind of can’t wait to say
FUCK YES to,
on the reg.
The kind of life where you get to Wake up everyday
FUCK YES to,
on the reg.
The kind of life where you get to Wake up everyday
SO IN LOVE
Like you’ve just met the person of your dreams and can’t wait to spend every waking moment with them
Except that person,
Except that person,
That person is YOU and,
It’s YOUR life you are in love with
And all of the things that YOU get to do
A life where
Everything feels so good
And exciting
And fun!
A life where you know;
EXACTLY WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE
What you want out of life
And you’re out there
unapologetically getting it.
LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE OUT THE BACK!!
Fuck yeah!
I’m pumped
Are you pumped?
Yeah you fucking are!!
Let’s get together, you and me
Thurs, Nov 26 | 9AM
The Sandbar, Scarborough
Breakfast, unlimited coffee/tea/juice and a Mimosa (or 5) included.
And we can make ALL OF THIS a very real thing that you get to live and breathe.
Don’t you fucking dare expect to walk out the same person.
Nope, after a couple of hours with me you’ll:
👏 Know what REALLY FUCKING MATTERS to you and have a clear plan on how to have more of it, on the daily.
👏 The world, your world starts happening FOR YOU, not to you and you use that to create how each and every day looks.
👏 Relationships just work, there’s so much mutual respect, so much open communication and fuck, they just feel so good and if they don’t, they’re not an issue. Because boundaries are your bitch!
👏 You have so much TIME, it’s like it just appeared out of nowhere, but that’s a lie. You created it by fucking off the soul sucking shit that didn’t give you life and instead made shit more, you know, FUN!
👏 Even though ruts are something you find yourself stuck in, you’re never stuck, well not for long because you’re a resilient mother fucker who can turn even the shittiest situations into something to learn and grow from.
Me and my big dick energy are waiting for you, mimosas in hand, cookies in the other.
See you there
And we can make ALL OF THIS a very real thing that you get to live and breathe.
Don’t you fucking dare expect to walk out the same person.
Nope, after a couple of hours with me you’ll:
👏 Know what REALLY FUCKING MATTERS to you and have a clear plan on how to have more of it, on the daily.
👏 The world, your world starts happening FOR YOU, not to you and you use that to create how each and every day looks.
👏 Relationships just work, there’s so much mutual respect, so much open communication and fuck, they just feel so good and if they don’t, they’re not an issue. Because boundaries are your bitch!
👏 You have so much TIME, it’s like it just appeared out of nowhere, but that’s a lie. You created it by fucking off the soul sucking shit that didn’t give you life and instead made shit more, you know, FUN!
👏 Even though ruts are something you find yourself stuck in, you’re never stuck, well not for long because you’re a resilient mother fucker who can turn even the shittiest situations into something to learn and grow from.
Me and my big dick energy are waiting for you, mimosas in hand, cookies in the other.
See you there
