A Fuck Yes Life – The Workshop 12 August 2021

 

Do you love traffic jams?

What about being micromanaged, is that fun?

Sacrificing the best hours of your day to build someone else’s dream, huh, what about that?

Also, how fun is rushing to work in the morning?

How about requesting vacation time from Sharon?

Does it feel good dragging your flu ridden ass outta bed because HR demands that Drs certificate?

 

Let’s face it, you’re basically back at school putting your hand up to ask to go to the toilet every time you want to, well, live?

Guess what?

This is your reality because

 

YOU FUCKING CHOOSE IT TO BE

 

You’re handing over your freedom, for what?

 

Money to survive?

 

Cool, so surviving is essential and shit but,

It’s not really living though

 

And the reason you choose to survive

Is because,

 

You’re scared.

 

And that’s ok.

Because you know what’s worse than being scared?

Feeling nothing as you coast along letting life happen to you.

Not any more

 

Because if you‘ve read this far that tells me one thing and one thing only

YOU ARE FUCKING DONE WITH THIS

And I’m going to revive in you what the fuck it is that FREEDOM actually looks like

Then we’re going to create a plan on how you can have it,

Starting now.

Resulting in you feeling

so fucking pumped

To get up every fucking day

And work towards.

Humans needs a purpose

It’s what distinguishes us from animals

So let’s work out what the fuck yours is shall we?

How am I going to do that?

Glad you asked mate,

Glad

You

Asked

 

Thursday, August 12

6pm – 9pm

The Sandbar Scarborough

 

Over dinner, drinks and a fuckload of sugar

I’m going to throw some fun AF activities that are going to get you clear AF on

WHAT IT IS THAT YOU ACTUALLY WANT

What it is that true freedom, really looks and feels like for you

 

And I’m bringing in the big guns to do just that.

Holly Loxton will be coming in to get you out of your own way so you’ll let yourself go BIG

And by big I mean set the kind of goals that make you want to shit your fucking pants

Because before now, they’ve felt impossible

But deep down, it’s what you’ve always wanted for life

 

And from there,

From there we will break down just how possible it really is,

For you and exactly where you are, with exactly what you’ve got.

 

Sending you on your way to make that life of yours,

One you get to say FUCK YES to, daily.

 

Oh you thought that was it?

Cute

 

Nope,

 

AFTER A FEW HOURS WITH ME YOU’LL

?? Be full, I love food so there’s lots of that

?? Create a living bucket list, fuck waiting until your old, let’s get that shit happening now, in your everyday life so when your time does come – #NoRagrets

?? The world, your world starts happening FOR YOU, not to you and you use that to create how each and every day looks.

?? Wake up daily, with so much purpose! You’ll have a clear plan of attack on how to make all those things you want out of life (or something better, obvs) yours, all yours!

?? You have so much TIME, it’s like it just appeared out of nowhere, but that’s a lie. You created it by fucking off the soul sucking shit that didn’t give you life and instead made shit more, you know, FUN!

?? Even though ruts are something you find yourself stuck in, you’re never stuck, well not for long because you’re a resilient mother fucker who can turn even the shittiest situations into something to learn and grow from.

?? Realise that the only person stopping you from having everything you want, is well, YOU and yeah. Get that bitch outta the way because your fuck yes life is on the other side.

See you there ??

Me and my big dick energy are waiting for you.

Mimosa in one hand, cookie in the other.