A FUCK YES LIFE!
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Hey remember the life you had envisioned for yourself?
You know the one…
The one that as a child you
Could. Not. Wait
To grow up and live.
The one where,
Everything you could dream of was possible,
Anything could happen,
And all of it was going to be,
Well, here you are
All grown up and shit and,
You’re not even quite sure how the fuck you wound up here
Feeling like this.
Going through the motions,
watching your life happen,
But you know,
You know deep within that you were meant for
SO MUCH MORE THAN THIS
Firstly, stop being so fucking hard on yourself.
LOOK AT WHERE YOU ARE
And what you’ve created so far
It’s fucking exceptional
Now imagine what your life COULD look like once we take a minute to get you
👊 Really fucking clear on what it is that actually lights you up
👊 Making a plan to incorporate that into your life today
👊 Look at what’s stopping you from doing it anyway
*coughselfdoubt, serialpeoplepleasing, impostersyndrome*
👊 Get you really fucking comfortable with being uncomfortable
How the fuck are we going to do that?
With food and booze, naturally.
And a few hours to create a life that you kind of can’t wait to say
FUCK YES to,
on the reg.
The kind of life where you get to
Wake up everyday
SO IN LOVE
Like you’ve just met the person of your dreams and can’t wait to spend every waking moment with them
Except that person,
That person is YOU and,
It’s YOUR life you are in love with
And all of the things that YOU get to do
A life where you know;
EXACTLY WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE
What you want out of life
And you’re out there unapologetically getting it.
AFTER A FEW HOURS WITH ME YOU’LL;
👏Be full because I love food so there’s lots of that
👏 Create a living bucket list, fuck waiting until your old, let’s get that shit happening now, in your everyday life so when your time does come – #NoRagrets
👏 The world, your world starts happening FOR YOU, not to you and you use that to create how each and every day looks.
👏 Wake up daily, with so much purpose! You’ll have a clear plan of attack on how to make all those things you want out of life (or something better, obvs) yours, all yours!
👏 You have so much TIME, it’s like it just appeared out of nowhere, but that’s a lie. You created it by fucking off the soul sucking shit that didn’t give you life and instead made shit more, you know, FUN!
👏 Even though ruts are something you find yourself stuck in, you’re never stuck, well not for long because you’re a resilient mother fucker who can turn even the shittiest situations into something to learn and grow from.
👏 Realise that the only person stopping you from having everything you want, is well, YOU and yeah. Get that bitch outta the way because your fuck yes life is on the other side.
DON'T TAKE MY WORD FOR IT - TAKE THEIRS 👇
“Insert your excuses here”
I’m not here to talk you into this,
It’s your life mate,
Might as well make it a fucking great one.
So, if you’re willing to kick those excuses to the fucking curb and do something different then
I’ll see YOU soon,
Me and my big dick energy are waiting for you, cookie in one hand, mimosa in the other.
Allergen warning, does contain many fucks and fun, so much fun and that shit’s contagious #SozNotSoz
weds MAY 2 | 10.30AM – 12:30PM AWST
THURS MAY 27 | 10.30AM – 1:30PM AWST
THE SANDBAR, SCARBOROUGH
The Sandbar, 1 Scarborough Beach Road, Scarborough WA 6019
Lunch, barista coffee/tea/juice and a mimosa (or 5) included.
GIVE ME ALL THE PEP-TALKS
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